Right Hand: I Am Disowning You.

Bonjour a nouveau(:
It is I, Emily Meatball.

Did you know that Meatball in French is boulette de viande?

Wait, let me try this again: it is I, Emilie Boulette de Viande! The French version, that is.
The only reason I am blogging again, is because I got sent to my room for bad behavior. My parents are unloading furniture, (yes, my Mum went on some crazed, furniture shopping spree again) and me and Michael were playing Tag with bubble wrap, and Michael "accidentally" pushed me into the wall, therefore knocking down the "brand-new-custom-made" mirror...
Can a mirror even be custom made? What does custom made even mean? Jeez, so many questions.

Oh, well. Now that I'm already so far into this blogging business, I might as well tell you what I'm doing.
Alrighty then: I am training to be left handed.
I am naturally a right handed chick, but both my mum, dad, AND teacher are ambidextrous so I wanted to be it too!
It's not that easy. It's really hard to get control. So, I have to do EVERYTHING left handed. Literally; everything.
Brush my hair, my teeth, write, scroll up and down, blow my nose, everything. THE WHOLE SHABANG.




As you can tell from the picture, I'm not exactly making any progress (I'm pretty sure you can tell which is written with my left hand). Luckily, Rylee has this left over Handwriting school book thingybopper which I am using.
It's ridiculous, they make me write things like; "In the morning, the city spreads its wings..." yadda yadda yadda.



I feel like I'm in first grade all over again.
Wish me luck(; Ima go now.
Again.
Maybe Mya will actually POST SOMETHING NEXT TIME!

Much love,
Emilie Boulette de Viande<3

Yes, I AM still alive.

HO, HO, HO, MEERRRY CHRISTMAS!
:D

Wait, wait, WHAT?!
It's not Christmas?
Dang it.

Oh well.
Anyways, hey! It's the Wonderless Wonder, Emily Meatball; at your service.
Mya hasn't been posting. I mean like, at all.
That's mainly my fault.
One) I haven't been forcing her too, but then again, I shouldn't have too, since she "loves" blogging so much.
Two) I changed the password on my Gmail account, and so technically, it's impossible for her to even log in.

But that doesn't matter, I'll figure out a way to make her post some how.
Anywhoozles, right now, I am playing my Sims 2: Double Deluxe. Think I'm nerdy? Well, you can-- Haha, I'm just kidding, you're probably right, I am nerdy.

I am also listening to Greyson Chance sing his cute little heart out. At least that's somewhat modern.

So -- Wait, before you say anything -- WHAT NOW, BRAIN?! -- Urgh, just one question! -- what is it.. -- Is this going to stay on topic? -- HA! HECK NAW!

Anyways, before I was rudely interrupted... my dad keeps pressuring me about my laptop. "You're going to get fat!", and other crap like that.

Okay, so, last night, I had a dream that I was being chased by a rabid monkey that was wearing a sombrero. All 'cause I called his mum fat! Sheesh... But if you think THAT'S bad, just wait till you hear this: I woke up to the sound of my mum singing opera. It was awful.

Alright, well, Ima go now. I have to go do Mya's stupid "Spanish Homework"... plus, my dad ordered me to clean my room.. OR ELSE!
Mmkay, byes ;)

-Emily Meatball<3

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like... August?!

It's finally August! (and my dad is home... yay).

August 9th to be exact... which means... Sarah's birthday was 6 days ago! She's so OLD.

Just kidding, she's only 12, like me(:

Well, I know this is a super short post, but, oh well! I'll be back<3

-Princess Emily Meatball<3

Migraines.. really?

Hola there(;
It's Emily. Been a while, eh?
Yeah...

I'm surprised Mya's been posting, haha! I guess it's time for me to start, too!
Netflix has pretty much been my BFF for the last few weeks. Been watching me some Ghost Whisperer. All five seasons.

Man, I'm dumb. I have this huge head ache, and I'm sitting here, on the computer, wasting my life.. I'm so stupid. I should at least be taking a nap, or something. I've had this stupid migraine all day. Ever since I woke up.

AND IT WILL NOT GO AWAY!

I guess Imma go now.. try to take a nap :P
if that doesn't work out, I'll probably be back!

-Princess Emily Meatball<3

BLAHH.

Still boooored.
I MISS THE RAIN.

It's gone.
BUT IM STILL LISTENING TO IT.
I'm not a creeper.
And I love Asian boys.
THAT SOUNDS CREEPY!
But not like that, lol.
They're so cuute!

STILL BORED.

~Mya<3

BLAHH.

Nothingness.
That's right, I DID just waste your time.

I'M OBSESSED!

I'm officially obsessed with blogging.
I like it. <3 It suits me.
Post after post after post.
I'M SO BORED.
Gosh.
Still in sweats.
Listening to rain.

BORED,
And my leg hurts.
I GOT STUNG!
By a bee, for the first time.
And my foots asleep.

TTYL?

~Mya<3